Remember boys, just because they call it a "package," that doesn't mean you should put your dick in the mail—though that didn't stop this intrepid gentleman from trying to ship his out with the post.
For some reason, sexy JoelGabriel22 is fucking the mail slot. While we've actually thought of trying this before (hello, what slot have you not thought about putting your dick in, at least for a second) we've never had the, um, balls to do it. And Joel is giving us mixed messages. It doesn't look very comfortable the way it's bending his unit, but he's also leaving an amazing snail trail all over the slot and the door, so he must be enjoying it. Now that we think about it, we're amazed we've never seen a porn where a guy sticks his dick in the mail slot and the postman finds it and starts to lick/rub it and they end up having sex. Someone needs to get right on that. It would sure elicit a "special delivery" from us.
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· You've Got Mail (xtube.com)