How Did We Miss This Fabulous Ridiculousness?

You turn a blind eye on the porn world for one second, and next thing you know, guys are having ludicrous sex in bear costumes. Well, now that we've found it, we're loving it.

This clip from SwiftMaverick.com, the digital playground of partners-in-porn Sam Swift and Johnny Maverick, is a little bit old, but we're so happy that we stumbled upon it. It starts off with Sam and Johnny working for some crazy queen cleaning his pool in the country. Next thing you know, a bear stumbles out of the woods and collapes on a chaise lounge.

Before you can say "Baw Chinga Baw Wow" they're fondling the bear and getting rid of his costume... only to find hunky bear Maxime LeBlanc underneath. Naturally, they both have their way with this wild man—and the resulting scene is as steamy as the setup is absurdist. We love any clip that goes above and beyond two (or three) guys fucking to add some humor, story, and spice to the action, and this one really gets an A+ all around, with gold stars to all three boys for their acting skills.

But more ridiculous than the setup or the bear costume is that the clips trys to convince us that Swift's is the "first huge cock" that LeBlanc has ever taken. Come on: we all know a man with that many bad tribal tattoos has been on the receiving end of more dicks than the glory hole at the New Jersey rest stop closest to Jim McGreevy's house!

·Swift Maverick (swiftmaverick.com)