Jakub Stefano Has Been Sent To Earth To Destroy All Homosexuals

We've never paid much attention to Jakub Stefano, but suddenly every website we look at is featuring pictures of the ripped hunk. We have a feeling this is some sort of conspiracy hatched by aliens.

Who else could create a specimen that is so fucking perfect? This guy just can't be human—he's like a mannequin covered in flesh. Speaking of which, he's also the new model for online store LASC, photographed by Bradford Rogne.

Oh, and he was also in one of those shitty house music videos we posted last week. And he did a photo shoot with Dylan Rosser.

And while he's baring alot, when is he going to go back to doing good, old-fashioned, honest porn work? We have a feeling that with all the money he's making with the legit stuff, it's not going to be anytime soon. Now that is a an alien plot to make all of Earth's homosexuals so upset we can't leave the house. Fucking aliens!

· Jakub Stefano's blog (jakubstefano.blogspot.com)