Two Things We Can’t Stand At The Same Time: Pat Bateman And Shitty House Music

As if anything having to do with our archnemesis Pat Batemen wasn't bad enough, someone had to go and make a YouTube video of him with an annoying techno score.

Watching these clips is kind of like being trapped in a gay bar when they're playing crappy remixes too loud and they're playing random footage of hot naked guys on the video screens. How do they expect you to get laid in a place like that when you keep staring at the abs on the wall and not the boys in front of you?

Anyway music producer Mike Andrews keeps using softcore footage from porn site MalePerfection.net as eye candy while his music plays. While we're a rock 'n' roll boy at heart and we hate Pat Bateman, the rest of his videos aren't bad. We can't fault him for wanting to share more of Mason Grey, Rod Daily, and Jakub Stefano with the world.

Maybe Male Perfection will start sharing some of their hot studs set to the "Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones or something. Just thinking about that gave us a musical boner.