Hooray! Our Last Harlow Cuadra Post Ever!

Gay porn killer Harlow Cuadra was sentenced to life in prison yesterday. You know what that means? We never have to write about him again!

Cuadra was convicted of killing Cobra Video founder Bryan Kochis so that he could make $1 million starring in a movie with Brent Corrigan. His partner in crime and life, Joseph Kerekes, had already pled guilty to the murder. Cuadra was up for the death penalty today, but after nearly six hours yesteday, the jury was deadlocked on whether or not to send him to the electric chair (or wherever it is they kill people in Pennsylvania) and could not reach the unanimous decision needed for capital punishment. Instead, he's locked away for good.

We certainly don't wish death on anyone, but we were kind of hoping that the Lifetime Movie based on the case would get to have a scene where Cuadra's mother—played by Meredith Baxter, natch—watches from the gallery as they throw the switch. She hasn't had a chance to show off her chops like that since Tom Hanks played her alcoholic brother on "Family Ties!"

(PS, we totally stole this picture from Unzipped. Thanks Boys! We'll make sure you get Meredith's autograph for this.)

· Cuadra sentenced to life in prison for 2007 Back Mountain murder (citizensvoice.com)