“Pirate’s Booty” Sets Sail On The Horny Seas

March 5, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Is it Gay CGI Awareness Week or something? We mention it once, and suddenly all this pixelated porn is coming out of the woodwork. "Pirate's Booty" looks like the title we've been dreaming about.

Monday we hoped there would be hardcore gay animated smut, Wednesday we found a clip of it online, and today Adult Source Media announced that its first gay animated movie, "Pirate's Booty," will shiver our timbers this May. If it starred John Cusack, we'd call it "Serendipity" (cause he was in a bad movie called......oh nevermind).

ASM claims this is the first full-length gay hardcore animated title (Queer Me Now begs to differ) and studio honcho Wendy Crawford tells XBiz, "We have now bridged the gap between the gay market and animated market. Fans of our gay titles have asked, and 'Pirate's Booty' delivers."

The movie already has a website with a huge photo gallery, scene breakdown, and a plot summary (something about Captain Jack Swallows and being possessed by a spirit and plundered). Well, we already have on our eyepatch and are saying "Aye, matey," waiting for the DVD to wash ashore and into our inbox.