This “Road Trip” Is Making Us A Little Bit Carsick

The worst part about jerking off in the morning is that you have nothing to look forward to for the rest of the day. The same thing is true for Jock's "Road Trip" series.

The eighth in this line from Falcon Studios that focuses on younger guys, "Road Trip, Vol. 8-Palm Springs" follows the exact same formula as the others. They ship six twinks to an exotic location then show us one pairing, a second pairing, a six-man orgy, and then a final pairing. We love a huge group scene as much as the next homo, but there is something so rote about these excursions that they don't capture the fun and discovery of having sex in a new resort locale.

In this installment, three of the scenes don't even use the desert settings of Palm Springs or one of the more ornate hotel rooms that are abundant in the area. If you're going to go to the trouble and expense of shipping the boys out there, you might as well take advantage and find a stunning setting for the sex. The one thing they get right is picking fantastic dudes for the movie (like Scottie Brooks and Jeremy Lange pictured above), most of whom have yet to make a name for themselves in the industry.

So, Jocks, the next time you invite us on a road trip, make sure you mix up the itinerary a bit, find somewhere intriguing for us to watch, and let us pick the songs on the radio. Listening to Kelly Clarkson remixes will kill our wood even faster than a limp porn movie.

· "Road Trip, Vol. 8-Palm Springs"