Apparently All the Men in Madrid are Hot, Topless

If it weren't bad enough that Damien Crosse and Francesco D'Macho make steamy scenes on their website, now they have to go and shove all their sexy, shirtless friends in our faces.

This weekend, Damien posted a handful of pictures from Francesco's birthday party on his blog. This dirty duo, who lives and works together in the Spanish capital, hangs out with a crowd of cute muscley Spaniards who are not afraid to get naked. Just as you thought life couldn't get anymore unfair, D'Macho has abs to die for, and he gets to eat three (three!) cakes. We're thinking something along the lines of this fierce drag queen: "Go ahead and lick me boys, cause I'm thinking of all the ways I can cut you when you're done."

·Fracesco's 22nd Birthday (damiencrosse.blogspot.com)