Wolf Hudson Is Trying To Singlehandedly Destroy Democracy

On this hallowed day when we swear our first black president into office, Wolf Hudson is trying to ruin our very way of life with the oldest trick in the book: buying votes.

Yes, Hudson took to YouTube to convince all his fans to vote for him to be the cohost of the Grabbys in Chicago this year. As we told you, this year the adult awards ceremony is letting fans email in their nominations for the porn star who will cohost along with ChiChi LaRue and Honey West. Hudson is trying to hijack the voting process by bribing everyone into nominating him. If he wins, his fans will get quite the pay off, which he hilariously details in his little campaign video here. Well, we're sorry Mr. Hudson, our vote can not be bought (we already voted for our boyfriend Ricky Sinz anyway) but if you end up winning, we're going to claim we voted for you so that we can take our payoff. After all, this wouldn't be the first time that our ballot box got stuffed.