Francesco D’Macho Can Stand The Heat, Won’t Leave The Kitchen

Like a good Irish mother, we're worried that Francesco D'Macho's boyfriend Damien Crosse is forcing him to make porn movies by starving him, because he is hungrier than a motherfucker theses days.

On the pair's StagHomme.com, first he starred in a two-part movie with their find Dennis De Nello where the double D's (that is D'Macho and De Nello—don't go thinking there are boobs!) suck and fuck in the kitchen while pouring milk and honey all over each other. The scene is, in fact, Biblical in proportion and hot as Jesus' balls in the desert under a wool robe.

That scene alone wouldn't be cause to worry, but then he posted another culinary delight. This one is called Haute Cuisine, where a mystery man feeds D'Macho nature's protein shake, again in the kitchen! What does a guy have to do to get a good meal around here? Apparently a lot of things that involve food and dicks and not nearly enough tossed salads. So please, Damien, make your man some quinoa pasta with apricot-glazed turkey breast and a big size of gazpacho (he's Spanish, you know) so that he can stop fucking in the kitchen and move it to the bedroom or the balcony or the backyard or something. If you don't do it, we're sending chef Johnny Hazzard over to give you a cooking lesson—with a video camera to film it.

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· "Gluttony" (staghomme.com)