This Bear Doesn’t Shit in the Woods, He Gets Naked In Them

January 14, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

We've got Bear Grylls on the brain. After posting a dirty clip inspired by the "Man vs. Wild" host the other day, we've moved on to some naked footage of the real deal.

Actually, QueerClick helped with our Grylls fixation (it usually only helps to get us hard, but this works too), by posting a slew of naked pics of him yesterday. They even got the full monty.

We decided to go for some of our favorite footage from the Discovery Channel show and, as always, YouTube provides. The first clip is him stripping off for a dip in the jungle. The clip below is the really harrowing one where he gets naked in Siberia, swims across a river, and then gets dressed again on the other side. He even makes a little joke about how he's afraid of getting frost bite in the "family jewels." We would make a joke about Bear being so hot he heats up Siberia, but that shit is just way too cold!

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