We have a bit of an unhealthy obsession with the Discovery Channel and when we first say this clip, we could swear that one of the network's stars was giving head in the woods.
That would be just like Bear Grylls, the host of "Man Vs. Wild," who happens to have the gayest name ever. On the show, he is stranded out in the wild and has to do whatever it takes to survive. In this "episode" we can imagine he is out in the Brambles of Central Park and some guy jumped out of the bushes and said, "Suck my dick or die!" Hey, it could happen—the Big Apple is a tough town! Even though this clearly isn't the Bear, it is a bear sucking dick in the woods, and that's always good enough for us. Now, if only we could find a naughty movie starring Mike Rowe.
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