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Stick With Us, Kiddo, We’ll Make You A Star

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Gay porn director Mike Donner has a new book out about how to become a gay porn star. Save your $12.95, cause we're giving advice away for free.

If you want to become as big as Matthew Rush (not as large as he is, per se, but as famous), you don't need a whole book, just these 10 steps.

1. Be hot. If you're not hot, stop eating carbs, go to the gym, and get yourself an incredible body.
2. Have a big dick. If you don't have a big dick, stop eating carbs, go to the gym, and get yourself an incredible body.
3. Get a bad tattoo.
4. Send pictures of yourself to one of the porn studios or amateur websites.
5. Tell them you're straight, even if you're gayer than a Liza Minnelli drag queen on Pride Day. If you get rejected, keep sending your pics until someone wants you.
6. Wax your pubes, butthole.
7. When you finally get a scene, only be on top, and keep insisting that you're straight.
8. Sign over your soul to one of the big companies with an exclusive contract.
9. Hold out for a shitload of money for your first bottoming scene.
10. Retire. Everyone's tired of you by now.

· Gay Filmmaker Authors How-To Book (avn.com)


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