This Shit Will Really Knock Your Socks Off

December 8, 2008
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

It's always amazing the amount of free time people have to create these elaborate videos and post them up on all the amateur "tube" sites out there, but this clip we stumbled across the other day really takes the ~~cock~~ cake. In it, the evil Doctor Soctor forces Space Monkey to give him a blowjob. This would be disturbing, but they're only sock puppets, which makes it even that much more disturbing. We hope this is just some queen playing around and not really some fucked up fetish. It would be nice if the evil Soctor were real, cause we'd like to sic him on that annoy pop up gay sex line ad that keeps intruding all our XTube videos these days. We don't understand the logic of advertising a telephone line for jerking off on a site where everyone is already punching the pope. Maybe Soctor can really sock it to him.