The Master Of His Own Universe

Sure, He-Man was one of our first crushes, but this is a little ridiculous. XTube's own HeManFan takes it to the extreme, incorporating his vintage action figures into his self-loving ritual—he even listens to the "Masters of the Universe" theme song while getting off! The amazing thing, however, isn't that he uses real toys as sex toys, but that he makes himself cum by only touching his cock with a plastic Prince Adam (that must be Prince Albert's silly younger brother). Is that the power that was revealed to him the day he held aloft his magic sword and said, "By the power of Gay Skull!"? (P.S. If you got that reference, you are officially as dorky as us, so be a real Man At Arms and watch the video already.)

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·He Man Makes Me Cum Without Touching (xtube.com)