Our Devoted Readers will recall that the comments section of last week's item about Kurt Wild getting fired from his job at Subway included talk about how much money porn stars make--and by sheer coincidence we came across this handy-dandy primer on the matter this week. You know, just in case you're interested in quitting your own fast food career and making some extra money on the side (or whatever position you prefer). But don't start planning for that chateau in Normandy just yet: as porn scribe JC Adams says, "[M]ost porn actors earn between $500-$1500 per scene. Contract stars can earn $2000-$3000, perhaps a bit more, but they might not work as often, so it evens out." Guess we can forget about retiring at, um, 30 ... (GayPornTimes.com)