Today In Masturbation: Mathewb’s Beat Poetry

There's a lot to like about Xtube user Mathewb: his handsome good looks, for example. Or his lightly furry natural build. Or his fondness for stripping down and pumping out a load for squillions of friends and strangers. He loses a couple of points for not having a camera with a microphone—but he makes those up pretty quickly with his creative use of video tags, which read like a dirty (or dirtier) Alan Ginsberg poem: "Beat, big, car, cars, dick, drive, jerk, lemonade, lemons, masturbate, off, oven, road, season, solo, vaginas." We have no idea what it means, but maybe we're missing something. Take a look after the jump and let us know if you see any lemon-stuffed vaginas lying around.(Note: Xtube's embedder is having a case of hiccups just now, so you may have to visit the site directly to watch the clip. But we think it's worth it.)
• "Beating it in the kitchen" at Xtube.com