For those of you intrigued by our last Shop-Vac masturbation exposé (come on, we know you're out there), we now direct you to Tube8 user vicshorny, who has not one but two vacuum-themed videos--both shot from the front. You know, in case you were confused by the physics of it all. Also of interest is vicshorny's other video, "Man with his doll". (No, it doesn't really look like the same guy, but as long as he's treating his inflatable lover right, we're not going to complain.)
• vicshorny @ tube8.com; see videos here and here
Previously: Things That Suck: Or, How Not To Spend Time In The Toolshed