“Kaleb Scott’s Piss Party Weekend”: His Love Is Toxic!

Between the election year buzz, last night's fireworks, and that red, white, and blue beer sampler we chugged yesterday afternoon, we're feeling a little argumentative today. So in honor of our country's longstanding reputation as an (occasionally) open forum for (occasionally intelligent) discussion, we present a Lincoln-Douglas debate just for you! So let's crack open "Kaleb Scott's Piss Party Weekend" (or at least take a good look at the cover), and let the flow sheeting begin ...

Resolved: That Boys-Pissing.com's new DVD "Kaleb Scott's Piss Party Weekend" is a stroke-worthy piece of homo smut.

Pro: That color scheme on the front is totally rockin--simple and direct. (We almost said "clean", but that would kinda defeat the point.) And we love the swimming pool effect. It's like a metaphor! Or something! It says, "Young Master Kaleb is an insatiable piss-swilling whore!"
Con: That color scheme looks exactly like the meds we use to take during our frowny years. Porn is meant to be a happy place, not something that gives us flashbacks and leaves us sobbing in the corner like the fat girl at the "Oklahoma!" cast party.

Pro: As twinks go, Kaleb and his pals are pretty cute. At least they have bodies like young men--which is more than we can say for the wee Ganymedes we see flouncing around other sites with their ladyparts in the air.
Con: We refuse to celebrate a film that bears no relation whatsoever to reality. Just look at the three ginormous piss streams flowing into that pool. Do you know how large a penis would have to be to generate that kind of urine? Like, probably really big. And we don't remember being filmed for this video! (Larf!)

Pro: There's something to be said for living vicariously through the urinary habits of glabrous young things. It takes us back.
Con: The release date has been pushed back to October, which is months from now. You know what other movie had its release date pushed back repeatedly? "Gigli". Also: "Ishtar". Very sad face.

Pro: Screw you.
Con: Screw you infinity.

Clearly, this is a topic of concern for all Americans. Exercise your right to free speech below, horndogs!

· "Kaleb Scott's Piss Party Weekend" (pornteam.com)
· Boys Pissing (Boys-Pissing.com)