Allegedly “American Booty”

When word reached us -- on President's Day, no less! --that Hollywood Sales' 2000 not-quite-classic "American Booty" was finally available on pay-per-view, we wondered in our best Carrie Bradshaw voiceover, "What, exactly, makes a booty American?" Sure, the flag motif and the fake-bake kind of scream "USA!" -- but given our nation's infatuation with Krispy Kreme and super-sized portions, isn't that booty a little small? Doesn't it seem more likely that it comes from a country more prone to potato famines or polonium poisoning or something? Of course, if we really wanted to verify the booty's American pedigree, we could probably flip to the back cover. But with such a hot ass staring us in the face, why would we wanna do that?

· "American Booty" (PPV info @ gayhotmovies.com)