Brett, Carl, and Big Rich @ UK Naked Men

While we were busy complaining about the commercialization and inanity of Valentine's Day this week, the blokes at UK Naked Men introduced us to a trio of tempting he-totty ... and the world seemed a better place for just a moment or two. Brett looks as happy as a puppy romping in the sunshine and Carl's laptop permabulations make us feel less bad about spending way too much time online, but it was Big Rich who especially caught our attention (insert pithy double entendre about size here); his thirty second preview clip, which can only be described as ample in every sense of the word, elevates the necessary evil of the porn site coming attraction (avoid pithy double entendre about ejaculation here) to an art form. It's why we always look to England in times of a cultural vacuum ... and why this Valentine's Day didn't turn out to be so bad after all. -VH/JD

· Carl (pictured), Big Rich and Brett (model profiles + previews @ uknakedmen.com)