Last night Darren Criss returned as serial killer Andrew Cumonmyface in the fourth to last episode of American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace, and the boy went more epically ass out than ever! We previously saw Criss' plump ass in the season's premiere episode, but this time around his dumper gets that Golden Hour artful glow before Criss dives into a pool nude. Ryan Murphy, you've done it again, you crafty bitch.
You guys are going to say "Oh, Darren's got a weird body" and "Oh, his face is messed up" to which I say, "Of course." We know these things are true, but I'm not about to stand here and body and face shame someone that I would absolutely fuck. And in fact, the more I stare at Criss' gorgeous ass, the more I think he might actually be at the level where I would get a very minor STD if need be in order to skewer his kebab. Or I could just be horny on a Thursday. Either way, this episode really does not disappoint, and you can check out the hands-down highlight in the clip below! Or hands up. His butt.
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