Footballer Accidentally Flashes Long Cock And Balls On Live TV

February 13, 2018
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The Olympics might be in full swing, but the Brits DGAF, and are still playing football in the snow to the delight of apparently millions of television viewers. As of last night those viewers tuned in for a faceful of uncensored swinging cock, because one of the Huddersfield team's alternates "accidentally" flashed his junk on national television! Considering that he remains unidentified and therefore hasn't released an official statement about his cock flop, I think that the media is jumping to conclusions pegging this as an accident. He has a long cock and wanted to share it with the world. Simple as that!

The moment happened as the camera focused on coach David Wagner, and while I'm kind of into his pensive bespeckled daddy vibe, all eyes quickly turned to the guy behind him who inexplicably dropped trou to quickly reveal his penis. Why? Perhaps the world will never know, but thankfully we'll always have this documentation of the blessed event! And dick-flasher, if you're reading this, please give Fleshbot Gay the exclusive interview. I don't have a budget but I'll be happy to pay you with my butthole!