Ansel Elgort Happy Trail Blowout, Pube Tease With Timotheé Chalamet

February 8, 2018
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It's been a while since we checked up on ol' Ansel Elgort on Fleshbot Gay, and while he's probably a walking douche capade, what he has to offer in the looks department has me ready to do my own douche capades, ifyaknowwhatimean! Actually I have no idea what that means, but I do know that the twenty-three-year-old Elgort is looking all kinds of fuckable in this pap pic taken at a New York Knicks versus Boston Celtics basketball game! Celebs often dot the courtside rows at basketball games, but only the few, the proud stand up and scream a bunch to let everyone else know how cool and fun they are. And nothing, and I do mean nothing, says fun like blocking everyone's view!

NE WAYS, if I didn't write about douche holes on here I don't even know if the site could exist, so we'll just forget the fact that Ansel looks like a bro nightmare here and of course that he has own thriving solo music career. Today is all about Elgort's insanely hot happy highway visible as he raises his hands like a jackass, and what really makes this newsworthy is the pube tease that's definitely enough to get me through this Thursday!

Timotheé Chalamet can be seen on Elgort's right in the photo, and while he doesn't show off any of his own goodies (of which we've gotten a pretty good dose of already) he seems like a nice guy and is a welcomed relief from the walking Greek life alphabet that is Elgort. Does Elgort turn you into a Baby Batter Driver, or are you seeing Faunts in this Star? Spillz in the comments!