Josh Hutcherson Nude With Big Hulking Penis On Future Man

The series Future Man debuted on Hulu last night, and while overall reception has been pretty lackluster, I'm getting some reception in my ding dong after seeing two dicks on Josh Hutcherson for the price of one! Or, for the price of none really, because they're fake, but whatever. Me takes what me can gets. 

Like most bro dude shows, Future Man heavily features comically large dicks, because big dicks are literally what straight dudes think about twenty-four seven. Because straight dudes are gay. Hutcherson plays a time-traveling janitor, and in one scene, he meets another version of himself that accidentally swapped dicks with a hung guy while traveling through dimensions. Sure!

What we get is a Hutcherson dick showdown, and while Hulu apparently had a three dollar prosthetics budget, my imagination is pretty much running wild with these twinsie Joshes! Oh the possibilities. At least we know that the twenty-five-year-old's career is heading in the right direction. Jennifer Lawrence stops returning your calls, Hulu makes you prance around in fake dicks, and then bam, hardcore gay porn. I can't wait! Here's the jizz-st of Future Man according to an unimpressed Variety:

In “Future Man,” Josh Hutcherson plays Josh Futturman, a bored janitor whose only solace is his favorite shoot-‘em-up video game... The game is actually a recruiting tool for potential real-life warriors, and after some plodding and predictable set-up, he’s drawn into a series of time-traveling shenanigans that may save the world from future disaster.

In addition to his double peen scene, Hutcherson does indeed make his nude debut by showing off his little ass, and he also bulges out in mall lingerie, although the folks at Mr. Man have also deemed that bulge as fake. Fuck you Hulu. Head to the gallery to see our Joshy test the waters of nudity and let us know if you're picturing some Josh on Josh probing in the comments below!

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