Ezra Miller Hairy Tit And Pit Hotness For Interview Magazine

Ezra Ezra read all about it! Rite ladies. Rite. If hottie with a bottie Ezra Miller didn't do anything for you when he stripped down in The Stanford Prison Experiment (2015), or when he was pure Mennonite wizard fantasy in Fantastic Beasts, then hopefully this super sexy shirtless shoot from Interview Magazine will do the trick! Miller appears as a gay 80's bullfighter, and in addition to giving the kind of face that makes me look at my face and weep, for who could learn to love... a beast, Ezra strips off his shirt to show off his ripped bod, perfect hairy chest and, of course, pits! If there was ever a time before stars shoved their pits in our faces twenty-four seven, I shudder to think of it.

Erykah Badu conducts the pretentious as holy hell interview with Miller, with their jumping off point for physiological exploration being Miller's role as The Flash in the Marvel universe. On liquid on his legs:

My legs are a little wet because they’re poking out under the awning, and it’s delightful. This water that’s falling on my legs reminds me of the beauty of healing, and how the Flash will sometimes slow down the frequency of his molecules in order to pass through a solid structure. It feels good.

I remember thinking that right as I was walking out of Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice. On narcissism in Hollywood:

It’s such a dangerous thing, isn’t it? To endeavor to be a reflective surface. I think that artists don’t make art—the art makes itself through us. I’m not the doer, you know? I’m just along for the ride. Acting really reminds me of that because I don’t write the words; I don’t make the decisions. That’s the director. Narcissism is a tragic condition. It must be so miserable to live trapped in a reflection that only includes the smallest version of our identities. Our true identities should have no bounds and no limits.

Irony. And on how he's really damn good a pimping for his multi-billion dollar franchises, when answering Badu's question "What is love to you?":

Miss Erykah Badu, if only I had the words. I think there are a million ways to say it. But if I had to try to sum up love, I’d describe it as connective tissue, as the blood of the universe or the water that runs through all of the cosmos. The Flash’s symbol is a lightning bolt over the heart. If there’s any sort of superpower we desperately need right now, it’s this transcendental force that reminds us of union and connection. I know it sounds a little cheesy and cliché, but I think that superhero stories come from somewhere. We make these aspirational images—whether it be wizards or superheroes— to remind us that we actually have this capacity in ourselves already. I think that electricity can run through disconnected wires, no matter how broken and mangled they are. Superheroes, every single one of them, come from the world of imagination and they’re played by humans, they’re written by humans, and it’s in the belief that we invest in these characters that they come to life.

I'd like to get with your connective tissue, Ezra! Pretend that the interview didn't make your dick fall off and check out Ezra being all sorts of fuckable for Interview in the gallery! 

Check out the full interview at Interview