Dylan Sprouse Shirtless Pit Hair Bonanza For 1990 Magazine

1990 is a magazine that apparently specializes in dressing starlets in quasi-1990's inspired clothes from 2010's Urban Outfitters, and the ~lewk~ just works on the delicious Dylan Sprouse! Our favorite celeb twin truly is gorgeous, and gives face, face, face, and then some more face while seductively lounging around a field. The golden hour has never looked so golden. Pit hair, never so pittier. Tight, twink bods, never so twinkier. 

The twenty-five-year-old Disney School of Sexiness alum signaled his adult years with dick pics and a jizz shot in 2013, and since then has only further capitalized on his freakishly good looks. I almost want to hate Sprouse for being so goddamn beautiful that he makes me feel his personal Picture of Dorian Gray, but then I just remember the generous deposits he makes in my spank bank, and all is forgiven. Check out the full sexy spread from 1990 in the gallery!  

^{Photo Credit: 1990}