Puss, Nooo… Garrett Clayton Maj Bulge In Boxer Briefs

Just when I got my wrecked puss back from the shop after a week of sexy celeb happenings (especially this,) sassy starlet Garrett Clayton had to go and post this insane bulge pic on Instagram! Now the ol' snatch hatch is never bouncing back! Suggestions, Farrah Abraham?

You might best know Clayton as the Brent Corrigan portrayer in gay porn flick King Cobra, but he's making an Insta name for himself these days and is definitely a favored celeb of the Gay Internet. Because he's on the Internet and he's... merh?

Clayton captions the pic with:

Just another day in the office. If that office is a trailer full of clothes (that I'm wearing none of) and I'm only in underwear in the scene. O! This is an umbrella, I thought it would be a nice touch in this pic.

While I don't know for sure what set he's on here, I do know that if they ever have a charity auction I will be purchasing these undies for use as my sleep apnea mask. Clayton's fuzzy rack is looking oh so fine here, and his thighs could do some damage while swinging around my neck, but obviously, all eyes are on that huge bulge! Some might even say that it's too perfectly huge and round to be the real deal. But those people have sand in their vaginas. This is all real and there's no sock stuffed anywhere and I won't hear otherwise!  

^{Photo Credit: Instagram}