Brooklyn Beckham Dummy With Gun And Pit Hair

Brooklyn Beckham is making headlines for all the wrong reasons - unless you're an Indiana gun trafficker - for a new photo shoot depicting the eighteen-year-old wielding a pistol while murdering the pit hair game. Nothing about media coverage in America in places such as, oh IDK, my current home of Chicago, suggests that guns are the appropriately edgy photo shoot accouterment they once were. While Beckham does hail from the UK where guns might not be as much of a hot button issue, he is currently attending Parsons in New York City. Back to the other hand, he is eighteen, which is the quintessential age for face palm-worthy tomfoolery. 

The best case scenario here is that Nick Jonas has a dumb dumb dummy dumb dumb companion to keep him company on those long cold nights, but I'll withhold judgment on Beckham until he does something else really dumb. So, about those pits. In the new shoot, which has for the most part been deleted from his Instagram, Beckham works the hell out of his Trainspotting chic look by flashing pits, pits, and more pits in a thin white t-shirt. And just look at those guns! Guys I mean his arms. Jeeze. 

A post shared by bb (@brooklynbeckham) on Aug 31, 2017 at 4:43pm PDT