Oh. Fucking. God. Nolan Gould Shirtless Gay High Schooler In New Music Video!

Of course, as soon as my wildest fantasies of Nolan Gould being a thirsty ass gay high schooler trolling for taint under an overpass come true, they would be in the form of a gut-wrenching suicide prevention music video. Why is the world always against me! 

My Instagram hole mate and granter of dirty twink dreams himself lends his fame to a new moving video by rapper Logic. In the vid, the flirty high school love between Gould and actor Coy Stewart is thwarted when Stewart's homophobic dad finds his risqué man mag and banishes him from the household - sending Stewart down an emotional spiral that will make even the assholiest of assholes (i.e. moi) shed a tear.

The song title, 1-800-273-8255, is the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, and the video serves as a public service announcement for anyone thinking about harming themselves. Gould's on-screen father can be seen reeling after he becomes sexually aroused from walking in on his son and Stewart shirtless in bed. There's another number for that you sick fuck! 

While ideally, the video would be slightly more, like, porny - considering Mr. Gouldy Two Shoes is looking as fine and dummy dumb dumb as ever in the video - it's even hotter than he's standing up for acceptance and gay rights in this political climate. It's not really, but I wish I was a good enough person to feel that way.

I assume that any parched holes reading Fleshboy Gay have come to understand that it doesn't just get better, it gets THE BEST, because gays get to have gay sex and don't have to look at stanktastic vaginas. However, if anyone who wandered on here is struggling with their homosexuality a) sorry I'm so gross, I promise to accept Jesus inside my body soon and b) if things are rough, there's literally no reason not to listen to Coy Stewart and Nolan Gould and call 1-800-273-8255, or go to the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline website for more information. Dammit Gould, you actually ARE too good for me!