Brandon Myers’ Bulge Is More Than We Can Handle

Forget your gag reflex - all that practice was for nothing, boys. We've met our match with Ex on the Beach's Brandon Myers. The MTV star posted a pic on his Instagram in which he poses from the waist down in some stretched out Calvin Klein undies. They look like they've been pushed to their limit while trying to keep his perfect XXL dick under wraps. 

You know what, I don't want to hide my thigh tattoo much longer, but yous do need to wait until my whole leg is finished, this is gonna be the best leg sleeve you'll ever see ??? #legsleeve

A post shared by Brandon Myers (@brandonpmyers) on Aug 9, 2017 at 5:11am PDT

The point of the pic (so he says) was to show off his new leg tattoo, but honestly we beg to differ. One comment on the post read: "There’s a leg tattoo in this pic? I hadn’t noticed." Of course, naturally, an eggplant emoji followed suit. 

We can't blame Brandon for showing off the outline of his penis from across the pond, but we do wish he'd give us a look at the whole enchilada. If you've got it, flaunt it, right? 

While we're searching through his Instagram for more peen pics, let's take a moment to enjoy some of Brandon's sexiest posts so far. 

Do you mind? CALENDAR IS NEARLY READY. Pre-order at [email protected] ?

A post shared by Brandon Myers (@brandonpmyers) on Nov 24, 2016 at 10:17am PST

Monday mornings ?? #calvins

A post shared by Brandon Myers (@brandonpmyers) on Nov 7, 2016 at 2:38am PST

I cook for her in my calvins ?

A post shared by Brandon Myers (@brandonpmyers) on Nov 1, 2016 at 11:46am PDT

 We even found some naked Brandon during our search!

Here's a quick peak of mine and @nicolatameriantyas 1st ever VLOG! Everyone go check it out on YouTube!! Link is in my bio! ???? #travelblog #travelvlog #vlogging #travelling #travelblogger

A post shared by Brandon Myers (@brandonpmyers) on Jan 31, 2017 at 9:22am PST

Shooting my calendar with @tommygggphotos ??

A post shared by Brandon Myers (@brandonpmyers) on Nov 11, 2016 at 10:15am PST

Does he only have one pair of underwear? Or is gray just his favorite color? Are Calvins the only brand that can hold that thing in? So many questions! 

Keep those hot posts comin', Brandon. You should also pay a visit to the U.S. - although we understand how expensive it can be if you have to buy your dick his own seat, too.