Gay Porn Clip Becomes Hilarious Viral Meme “Right In Front Of My Salad?”

RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD is trending now I have hope there's still good in this world pic.twitter.com/sjoYxwOO4j

— nick (@zainagb) July 31, 2017

Gay dicks and butts are FINALLY getting the national attention they deserve thanks to a disgruntled salad eater in Drill My Hole's "Private Lesson Part 3!" (If you haven't already, check out Garridan's review HERE). The fuck vid stars Jaxton Wheeler and Jake Porter, and as Garridan writes "Jaxton Wheeler was trying to do something nice for his wife, and ended up fucking his naked chef in the kitchen!"

The woman's reaction has the internet very excited, because people love a good salad and a good fucking. While trying to get in her greens, the woman asks:

Are you guys fucking? Are you serious?! Right in front of my salad?!

Like all good memes, this taps into our collective frustrations and anxieties. I'm never not eating a salad while watching two guys fuck, and it's like, enough is enough! "Right in front of my salad?" has extended to being basically an exclamation point highlighting something that offends or shocks you. Like "Communicating with Russia, right in front of my salad?" Since that was a shitty explanation, just look it up when it hits the Oxford English Dictionary in 2018. Here are just some of the billions of reactions on social media to salad lady:

Ana has always been put thru so much pic.twitter.com/L5N19Srh2A

—(@Popstongue) August 1, 2017

are you guys really defending capitalism? are you serious?? right in front of my salad pic.twitter.com/CqX0HvzdyA

— brandon (@avogaydro) August 1, 2017

Y'all gone be transphobic right in front of my salad? pic.twitter.com/ahlWXbZrhW

— JUJU (@QueenIdle) August 1, 2017

right in front of my salad? pic.twitter.com/qsz7IeIpHh

— Dopq (@yy62401) August 2, 2017

me: lol why is "Right in front of my salad" trending
Curious me: *looks it up*
Me when the screen loads: pic.twitter.com/E0mCPzUDKm

— Tommy Amezcua (@tamezcua83) July 31, 2017

Porter has opened up about the salad drama, stating: 

I think she's definitely become the breakout and largely unexpected star of the scene. Unfortunately, I don't remember her name. She was an extra, local to the West Hollywood area where we filmed the scene.

I wouldn't call [the scene] scripted. We had bullet points set up for how we kind of wanted her to react. We kind of gave her the bones of what we were looking for, but she definitely built the structure of the scene. We did it multiple takes to get it perfect, but also because we were all laughing.

 Aside from cyberbullying and Lena Dunham, I LOVE THE INTERNET.