Today's amateur picture looks like the dirty writing prompt that you wish you had in high school! The main focus is a breathtakingly stacked guy with a huge uncut peen that is DEFINITELY worthy of that cocky smirk. We've also got an equally pretty uncut schlong staring us right in the face. It belongs to us, meaning that we, the viewer, are suddenly thrust into this world of intrigue - creating unlimited narrative potential for creative writers. I'll take a stab at it:
He entered the room. His breath. Musty like closets. I split myself open on his gigantic penis.
Sorry to give you such a big boner with my words!
H/T: Sprinkled Peen