Gross. Gorgeous Celeb Couple Zachary Quinto, Miles McMillan Sexy Instagram Pic

"If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?" I wouldn't know, because I don't like either one. This could have something to do with the fact that I feel nothing but bitter disdain and jealousy... and a slightly quivering taint... for insanely sexy celebrity boyfriends Zachary Quinto and Miles McMillan! Quinto has got to be my number one gay celebrity crush (unless you-know-who comes knocking at my back door. You have the key, Nick Jonas. Use it), and I'm all about this new 'stack that he's been sporting. I mean, guys, how much do you like to feel that tickling your peen hole?!

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McMillan, who we'll just wildly guess has bottomed once or twice in his life, is a model who has gone very very naked in past spreads. The curly haired cutie gets to hit raven-haired statuesque eyefuckingbrows Quinto on the reg, and therefore he is the absolute worst. While you might lose your limbs to diabetes after looking at the sacharine duo's Instagram game, it'll be worth it! Quinto recently took to his Insta Story to post the basically nude and super butch pic of McMillan above, that you just know was bookended by a fuck fest. Head to the gallery for moar gross evidence of this dick-wettingly hot relationship! 

The birthday boy being treated right with a foot rub!

A post shared by Miles McMillan (@milesmcmillan) on Jun 2, 2017 at 2:49pm PDT

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