Sam Chaloner Whips Out Hot Cock On Big Brother

July 7, 2017
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If it wasn't for Z-list reality television celebrities showing off their dicks, the Gay Internet, media as a whole, and just all of humanity would implode. These bitches are keeping us afloat! Some asshole named Sam Chaloner is heating things up on this season of Big Brother, and in one scene, he flops out a damn hot cock in front of a woman who says she won't but I bet she will. Timber!

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The twenty-four-year-old Chaloner can be seen sporting some adorable tiny red shorts while flirting with a chick. I'll wait to see if she becomes a megastar before Googling her name and committing it to memory. For now we'll call her... Chastity. Anyway, Chaloner suddenly asks the question that is music, nay a symphony, to all of our ears: "Do you want me to get my willy out?"

Turns out it's a rhetorical question, because before getting a response, Chaloner sticking his hand down his shorts and whips out a sexy long dong! Thanks to the gif we get to see him wiggle it around a little, and we just have to hope Chastity understands how good she has it. This is when you say "Thank you." And "Anywhere on my face is good!"