Naked Chris Pine With Hands Covering Junk In Wonder Woman

July 3, 2017
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I would say WARNING: SPOILERS before diving into Chris Pine's nude Wonder Woman scene, but I haven't seen the movie, so I have no useful information or spoilers to give. I watched Spotlight and said - I want to be that kind of writer, but the opposite.

Anyway, Chris Pine has been hyping his basically nude scene in Wonder Woman for thirteen years, and now the hottie's pudding brings the proof thanks to some sexy gifs! While Pine's wood stays in the shade, we do get a glimpse of his ripped ass bod as he stumbles out of a mystical pool of mystery.

Pine's ho stroll leading up to the release of Wonder Woman included plenty of mentions of his hand underwear scene, and when prompted by E! News earlier this year, Pine stated:

I was excited. I was like, 'All right, man. Now the gauntlet is thrown. I've got something to prep for.' It's a 40-foot screen. If people are laughing at you doing push-ups on the set on the day, I don't really care, because I'm going to be in Slovakia. I've got to prep for the Slovakians.

Why do Slovakians get EVERYTHING? Last time we checked out Chris Pine he had shaved off his dreamy locks out of boredom, and your reactions were along the lines of "I'd do the deed as long as his head stayed under a pillow." After seeing Pine's pretty much perfect bod in these Wonder Woman gifs, this boy can put his head anywhere he damn well pleases! But preferably between my ass cheeks.