Get A Closeup Of James Franco’s Pubes From Why Him

I'll take "Headlines I prayed I'd never write" for $500 Alex. We previously checked out (dis)honorary gay James Franco's ass from the comedy Why Him? but did you know that he also shows his pubes? Well you do now! In one scene, James' character Laird reaches for his dick during a Facetime chat with his girlfriend. While Franco's furter stays covered, we do get to see James and the giant bush. 

Now, I know what you're thinking - "Gross I want to kill myself he's the worst" - BUT as a place of unflinching acceptance, I would like to address Franco's pubes as though they didn't belong to a shameless gay baiter quoted as saying:

Well, I like to think that I’m gay in my art and straight in my life. Although, I’m also gay in my life up to the point of intercourse, and then you could say I’m straight.

AKA you're straight, got it. Franco's contribution to gay cinema has only been picking up cream over the years, and we most recently caught his gay threeway with Charlie Carver and Zachary Quinto in I Am Michael, and, of course, his contribution to epic gay porn movie King Cobra. Now, if it was Garrett Clayton on the other end of this Facechat, maybe we'd have something to talk about! But it's just some girl. And James' pubes. That's everything. Byeeeee. 

H/T: Instinct