Garrett Clayton Gay Baited Breath With Live Bulge

This performance of "Stitches" by an underwear-clad Garrett Clayton was going to be a "Presented With Minimal Comment:" post, but I just can't. We best know Garrett Clayton as the Zac Efron 2.0 who got epically nude and gay as porn star Brent Corrigan in King Cobra. Zac Efron before he walked into a GNC store and said "This is me now." Speculating about an actor's homosexuality when it appears he might actually be gay is frowned upon, so, for now, I'll categorize this performance from Clayton as aggravated gay-baiting. The best kind!

In the video, Clayton performs with the The Skivvies, a band that Out Magazine states has "managed to carve out a niche that we never knew needed to exist: part Weird Al- parody and part sexy burlesque...and unusual explosion of satire and sultry." The performance is giving me an explosion of something, so I have to agree. 

The bruised and battered Clayton gives Shawn Mendez a run for his money with his rendition of "Stitches" (Or does he? I bought Scarlett Johansson's CD so I'm not the one to call it), but he really hits the high notes by letting his cock and balls fill out cute boxer briefs on stage. It's not quite getting fucked in the ass in King Cobra, but it's still delish.

Is Clayton baiting us? Is he just insanely aloof? Is he a piggy power bottom? As long as he delivers the goods, does it really matter?