Is Darren Criss Without THAT Speedo The New Ken Doll?

May 31, 2017
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‪So what's more red? My sunburn, my speedo, or YOUR FACE???‬ #ACSVersace
A post shared by Darren Criss (@darrencriss) on May 30, 2017 at 6:51pm PDT

You guys unanimously voted that Darren Criss makes your genitals zoop up inside your body when we last checked him out in a skimpy pink Speedo, but the Glee actor is here for redemption with the same Speedo strategically covering his cock and balls! People are saying that Criss looks like Sun Burn Ken Doll in this new Instagram picture, which COULD translate to "misshapen," "It's hard to believe his legs and torso came preassembled," or "We never realized that a supersized V cut makes it look like a guy doesn't have boy parts" but because we're Christians here we'll just go with "gay."

Darren Criss is currently filming American Crime Story: Versace, which seems like it's getting the royal Ryan Murphy treatment complete with homo-ed up actors showing some major skin. Every time I write about Darren Criss I do a Google search to make sure he hasn't been caught getting the Ryan Murphy facial treatment, but it looks like he's just one of those guys with an exuberant face who loves to get that D in that V. Depending on if this picture's doing it for you, you may or may not give a fuck!

Does Darren Criss make you rarin' to fist? Let us know!