Shirtless Looks At Veiny Orange Penis Zac Efron In Dubai

April 4, 2017
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Zack Efron is a beautiful veiny orange penis turned real-life boy, Pinocchio-style, and in his latest Instagram Story, he shares tons of looks at his fuzzy, ripped shaft in Dubai! The face of Hugo Boss is in the Middle East for one of their events, but he found time to ride camels around the desert with some friends and made sure to look extra penis-y for the occasion.

It wasn't that long ago that Zac had potential to be one of the coveted Fleshbot Gay Top Ten Dick-Wetting Celebs (a list that includes the likes of Nolan Gould, Nick Jonas, Gregg Sulkin, Shawn Mendes (still in testing mode so we'll see), Gus Kenworthy, Joe Jonas, Garrett Clayton... who am I leaving off?) but the boy's had one too many 'roid injections and about a bucket too much Jergens Natural Glow Moisturizer. Minus the Natural part. It doesn't help that Efron cross-dressed to little comedic avail in THAT Baywatch trailer.

A post shared by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on Apr 2, 2017 at 2:37pm PDT

With that said, it is my duty as a gay blogger to cover everything Zac Efron or the Gods of gay blogging will fly down from gay heaven and gay tar and feather me, which is, of course, cuming on me and rolling me around in glitter. Actually, that sounds pretty good. Should we be done with Zac Efron forever, or is he still doing it for you?!