Ryan Phillippe Teases Shirtless Photo Shoot, Your Prostate Implodes

March 30, 2017
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Here lies your prostate. It was a good prostate. A noble prostate. But in the end, it lost the battle... to Ryan Phillippe's insanely hot bod in his new Instagram pics teasing the June issue of Men's Fitness! The poor thing just fucking bit the dust. No warning or anything! Just last week we checked out the ageless Ryan Phillippe as he posed shirtless with an equally adorable puppy wuppy wuppy, and it turns out that was just the appetizer. Yesterday Ryan took to the beach for his shirtless shoot, and thanks to Instagram, we get a taste of what is sure to be a delectable spread.

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Ryan Phillippe, 42, really, truly is only getting hotter as he gets older, and what really pisses me off is that he's able to be sun-kissed and still not age. And he smoked up until 2013! Hey, God of genetics, lean in, I have a secret to tell you. Lean in closer. closer. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! With his yummyyyyy thick head of blonde hair and ripped-but-not-scary-ripped-bod, Ryan could easily be 30, and I'm sure he'll be giving our prostates hell for years to come. Check out the new pics from his Instagram in the gallery.