Armie Hammer Has Been Liking Hardcore Rope Bondage On Twitter

March 14, 2017
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Armie Hammer has been very busy on Twitter lately, and no, it's not to promote the warehouse of unsold Lone Ranger DVD's! The real life Prince Charming has been favoriting hardcore bondage on Twitter, and he most likely doesn't realize that other people can keep track of his activity. Hammer gets a pass for not knowing the ins and outs of Twitter, which is now primarily used by politicians with psychological disorders and Zach Braff. That's 50% of Twitter right there.

SO, the 30-year-old Hammer seems to have a thing for rope bondage - mainly focusing his attention on the Japanese practice of Shibari. Armie has been in the news recently because he sustained an injury to his right arm that fans fear will keep him from taking on the role of Green Lantern in the DC Comics universe. (He's expressed interest in the role and people are creaming themselves over the idea, but he's yet to be officially cast.)

After seeing the tweets that Armie has engaged with, the Social Network and Nocturnal Animals actor has become 1000 times more interesting to me. And fucking 1000 times sexier for that matter. On the surface, Armie looks like the type of guy who would do micro-thrusts and then dab his cum off of you with a kerchief while apologizing. This... might not be the case. Armie seems to like his conquests knotted up to within an inch of their lives, and girl, I will stop by Lowes and supply the fucking rope!

It would be such a wonderful world if we knew how most celebrities got off, and I can't imagine Armie's kinks are much crazier than anyone else's. James Franco looks at pictures of himself looking at pictures of himself, Mel Gibson watches Schindler's List while fucking himself with a crucifix, Will Smith splooges to Sean Cody - it's all good! Well, besides Mel Gibson.

Don’t try to beat @armiehammer at a knot-tying race. (He’ll loop you.) https://t.co/Jz20zDrKJF pic.twitter.com/eOrI7fBRQg
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) October 6, 2016

LASTLY, I think we all have to have a good chuckle over the fact that Armie Hammer once practiced rope tying on The Late Show. HA! See his fav tweets below and start imagining what the two of you would do together...