It wasn’t just Jesus who rose yesterday. So did our interest in modern day real life Disney prince Zac Efron. For years we suspected he was some non-anatomical Ken doll, but here’s further proof the man who jumpstarted puberty for millions of teenage girls actually might have private parts. He bared his ass.
Sometimes there’s a guy that we find kind of attractive, but once you see what’s underneath all those clothes, they surprisingly become so insanely attractive nothing can quell the flames of our desire. This week’s shirtless celebrities are exactly that type. Yes, they’re cute, but when stripped down–Whoa! Mondo jack-off material! From a surprise basketball superstar to a 40-year-old who looks 20 years younger to a TV star who’s tantalizing in nothing but a thong, prepared to be amazed at the world a celebrity sexiness.
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Like any good homosexual, we went to go see High School Musical 3: Senior Year this weekend. Yes, it’s made for adolescent girls, but between the sweat dripping off of nubile Zac Efron and the lavish production numbers, did they actually think the gays would stay away? Anyway, when we got home we were full of “school spirit” and needed a little something to ease the tension. This clip from quintessential twink “swinginglondontown” is probably the closest we’ll ever get to Mr. Ephron, thanks to that pesky restraining order.
