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Basing a porno on a Bravo TV series is like, so gay. The beloved archives of smut-dom are rife with Hollywood rip-off titles, from “Valley of the Bi Dolls” to “Dude, Suck My Dick 2″, so it’s safe to say that nothing can shock us anymore. But is the world ready for a porn-pun inspired by cable TV megalomaniac Jeff Lewis? If it’s made by XXX megalomaniac Michael Lucas, we just might buy it.

Once, while at a family reunion, we started…

Between the election year buzz, last night’s fireworks, and that red, white, and blue beer sampler we chugged yesterday afternoon, we’re feeling a little argumentative today. So in honor of our country’s longstanding reputation as an (occasionally) open forum for (occasionally intelligent) discussion, we present a Lincoln-Douglas debate just for you! So let’s crack open “Kaleb Scott’s Piss Party Weekend” (or at least take a good look at the cover), and let the flow sheeting begin …

Titan follows up the rosebud-punching shenanigans of “Folsom Filth” and “Folsom Leather” with the relatively less ominous sounding “Folsom Prison”, which at least makes us think of that Johnny Cash song instead of … uh, rosebud punching. Still, some folks are already getting their thongs in a bunch over its apparent eroticization of such hot button issues as prisoner abuse and torture. Good thing we happen to know that Diesel Washington, Vinnie D’Angelo, and Damien Crosse are actually very nice guys in real life who would never hurt anyone with duct tape or a taser, much less fuck a man in Reno just to watch him die or anything. Trailer after the jump.

This may come as a shocker, but it’s time to face facts: the world is going global! Forget apple pie and LOLcats: today, websites are available in non-English languages; Mickey D’s offers salads with exotic Asian flavors; and beloved American icons like Kim Cattrall turn out to be, in fact, Canadian. In such a topsy-turvy place, is it any wonder that the rising stars of porn possess names that confuse the Western tongue, like Makhalyo Shebedyak? Or that provocatively-cheekboned erotic impresario Michael Lucas is the man introducing them to the cheeseburger-eating public? Nyet, we say!

We still maintain that for some people, the scariest thing in Titan’s upcoming “Fear” will be the concept of a nonmonogamous gay couple who live in different cities; for everyone else, all that bondage, water torture, spitting, pissing, punching, and sling fisting (complete with what we suspect are…

If you had any doubts in your mind that 2007 would turn out to be the year that the dreamy Zack Randall achieved worldwide porn domination, you’ll understand once you get a load (or several!)

After watching his expert bottoming work opposite Max Schulter in Raging Stallion’s “Mirage”, it’s obvious to anyone that fun-sized Dominic Pacifico is good at pushing his limits.

Given the title and the presence of the decidely un-white-collar-looking Tober Brandt on the boxcover, you’ll forgive us for expecting that Joe Gage’s latest Titan production was going to be the answer to our white trash fuckfest dreams, full of dirty trailer park romps and man-on-man orgies by the…

Every so often a performer will rise from the…