We’ve probably been asking the age-old question, “what are pornstars like in real life,” more than any other person you know, and for good reason! There aren’t nearly enough reality television/pornstar crossovers—what are we supposed to do when the cameras turn off? Wait for the next time the site tells us to look at them?

We just got our copy of Michael Lucas’ “Return to Fire Island” and we just can’t wait to watch it, because it was filmed in our favorite place on earth.

The Belvedere Guest House in Fire Island’s Cherry Grove is the kind of spot where you can have four or five naked “visitors” on your private deck at night, then wake up in the morning to look out the window and see the sun rising over the bay. And the estate itself is a total trip, full of little passageways, campy antiques, and over-the-top murals. It’s like the haunted hotels Scooby-Doo and the gang would stay in, but decorated by Paul Lynde.