Well, duckies, it’s time for your faithful Fleshbot blogger Cedric DeWittison to walk off into the sunset towards that promised Never Neverland of Retired Porn Bloggers. This is my final blog, the one in which I finally reveal who I am.
As thermometers start rising, the shirts of famous men start coming off. Here’s a peek into what what we’ll see once the floodgates have opened up for the rest of Summer 2012/
Yes, they are. There is absolutely no reason for Brad Kalvo and Doug Acre to be wearing singlets in the same set Jake Cruise uses for all his scenes. Yet, it’s hot as all hell. the mere fact that they’re skin tight, reveal lots of skin and cock outlines is enough to make us pop instant boners.
Yes, yes, last week we showed you several still photos from the new butt-flashing trailer for “Magic Mike,” but the lecher over at Arch Noble has one-upped us. He created .gifs out of the best fleeting seconds from the trailer. Who needs pause or slo-mo, when you’ve got a neverending loop of Alex Pettyfer and Matt Bomer humping and flashing ass and humping and flashing ass and humping and flashing ass and humping and flashing ass and…
We’d be filled with considerably less…”anxiety”…if we had a daily redheaded stud to calm us down. This delicious studpuppy looks like just what the doctor ordered. His name’s Palmer, and we’re in the palm of his hand.
In shocker of a tweet, porn legend Erik Rhodes is reported dead of a heart attack in his sleep.
Hola and HOLLA, Papi! For all you amigos out there hungry for thick, spicy chorizo, here’s a menu of Latin men guaranteed to set your taste buds en fuego. Manhattan nightclub sexpot and musicmaker Cazwell stars in a sweet ass music video that’s an homage to Latin lovers. We’ve got it first!
So it’s your first time as the guest star of an upcoming orgy. You’re ready to be pounded for hours an undisclosed email-for-the-address location, but there’s just one wee bit of consternation: how can you prevent any — *ahem* — accidents? Pull up a sling and grab your enema, duckies. Porn pup Christopher Daniels gives us a few pointers.
You’ve certainly heard that tween heartthrob Robert Pattinson is starring in “Bel Ami.” Yes, our hearts stopped, too. But, it’s a Hollywood film based on the Guy de Maupassant novel, totally unrelated to our favorite Eastern European porn studio. Or is it….?
Looking at the bulging biceps of the men in this week’s Shirtless Celebrity Roundup, we think of the wolves in the classic Warner Bros cartoons. When they spot a sexpot, jaws drop, tongues roll out across the floor, and they howl to the moon in heated passion. This week’s famous men do all the same for us. (It helps professional wolf Joe Manganiello’s among ‘em.)
Hold the phone! It’s coming true!
Guys with iPhones called for you!
You always knew just you’d do.
And if you didn’t, here’s a clue…
He did it before and he’s done it again. Last Thursday, Scissor Sisters front man Jake Shears tweeted a photo of his ass. Gay Fleshbot’s official response is: “Gagagagagahummunahummunahummunahummunayoweeowee-BOOOOM!”
Geesh! Athletes in Europe just can’t keep their clothes on! In the July 2012 issue of Cosmopolitan UK, several of Great Britain’s sexiest jocks for the 2012 Olympics show off their stunning, fully naked bods. Why? Why ask why? Just enjoy and drool. On your marks. Get Set. Go!
Why has it taken us so damn long to write about Donny Wright?! Learning the news that the olive-skinned, jaw-dropping beauty has just signed an Exclusive Contract with Next Door Studios has us thinking of a triple X, uplifting version of “Death of a Salesman”: Attention must be paid!
This week’s shirtless celebrities have fucking on the brain. Two of them refuse to get out of bed. One won’t leave the bedroom at all. All of them are nearly naked with sex on the brain. Well, if not on theirs, it’s def on ours. From soccer to bloodsuckers, we want to ease our favorite famous males out from under the covers.
Not to get base
In our naked boy chase,
But our hormones are stuck
On guys we’d like to fuck.
This weekend, America celebrates Memorial Day, where we salute all our men and women in uniform. If you’re a gay male, however, you’re celebrating our nation’s first Memorial Day since the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. If you’re gay male in New York City, you’re celebrating openly gay sailors taking over the isle of Manhattan for that days-long holiday of military fantasy: Fleet Week.
The release of images from “Magic Mike” has grown from drips to a steady flow. So many hot photos are popping onto our screens that we’re receiving lap dances via laptop. Today’s shirtless celebs include more Magic Mikes, plus a few other hotties we would love to see twirling round the stripper pole.
Our love for schlong
Makes us stand strong.
With Guys With iPhones,
We can’t go wrong.