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Thanks to an insanely sexy new Instagram picture, Colton's bulge is weighing in on the conversation with "Hey, look over here, who gives a fuck about we lost our virginity. Don't you want to choke on my meaty goodness?" 

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Back in June, I reported on the new "phenomenon" sweeping the beaches of Europe, the grape smuggler. Well, one of those fine gentlemen in the pictures turned out to be quasi-celebrity Bobby Norris, who is best known for appearing on the long-running reality series The Only Way Is Essex or TOWIE. Bobby decided to turn all of the attention he got from my article (and others, I suppose) into a business venture. Say hello to The Bobby Ball Bag.