Let’s see…what new way can the role of Hamlet be interpreted that hasn’t been done a zillion times before? (Snapping fingers.) Wait! We know! Make him totally nude for the entire play! (Pause.) Drat. Cutie-pie French actor Robin Causse has already done it!

Oh, sad day for Manhattan’s theatre queens!

Hey, producers of forgotten shitty Broadway…

Stage productions are apparently becoming the comeback vehicle of choice for gay porn icons of the 1990s: we recently heard about Ryan Idol’s upcoming Broadway gig, and now comes word (and video!)

The casting in the upcoming revival of Terrence McNally’s echt-70′s comedy “The Ritz” is definitely inspired: In addition to the (not so) dulcet tones of the (not always) charming Rosie Perez, you’ll be able to feast your eyes upon 90s gay porn icon Ryan Idol. The star of such classics as “Idol in the Sky” and “Idol Thoughts” makes his Broadway debut as one of several “patrons of the bathhouse where the action of the comedy is set.” Now, before you theater queens get all technical and question the dramatic credentials of Mr. Idol (aka Marc Anthony Donais) you’ll be relieved to hear this isn’t his first time on the Great White Way. (And by that we don’t mean, um, this.)