It was just last week that tattooed twink Chris…

Get ready to have your heart broken all over…

Okay, so the Jarics broke up almost exactly two…

We already told you that Falcon’s monogamous…

It’s official, Aden and Jordan Jaric, gay porn’s…

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We never found out what their differences were…

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Porn would be nothing without the dreamy guys…

Guys with iPhones is an embarrassment of riches.

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Yes, that’s the real way that gay people will destroy the institution of marriage. Straight guys will get savvy to the fact that you can still get laid after being hitched and ladies are going to have to start putting out. That’s why they won’t let us tie the knot.

Well, we don’t know if these boys are married, but the bottom is PauleyT, the man our mother wants us to marry, so this is just what it’s going to look like on our wedding night. Pauley sure knows how to take it and these boys are having more fun than a necrophiliac at a funeral parlor. It’s not as creative or dirty as we originally expected, but it’s certainly not vanilla. And he put that shit up on XTube, which is by no means conservative. Maybe after like 17 years in the gym and a little bit of convincing, we can become like Falcon porn couple The Jarics. That would really piss the conservatives off.

There are some people meant to fade away into the obscurity of the internet and there are some that are destined for porn greatness. Our friend MaverickMan22 is definitely doing great things.

This isn’t the first time (or even the second) that we’ve written about this beautiful Bostonian and his boyfriend, and we hope it won’t be the last. Well, these two went from posting 30 second clips of themselves to having their own paid amateur page on XTube (paying for porn on XTube? Who knew?!) but they deserve so much better. They need to do like the Jarics and go exclusive somewhere (we think Collin O’Neal would be a great fit) as a couple and let us some some real crazy action.

Here is a teaser clip for one of the hot ass videos they posted on their new amateur page, and it’s just as mind-blowing as the real thing. It got us to pay $4.50 of our own money, so just imagine how much we would pay for some real production values and shit! (PS-We think they’re using all their new-found XTube money to buy more Star Wars figures like the ones in the background)

And for a change, the escort isn’t one of the stars, but a policeman! One Boston cop is in some deep doo-doo for giving Aden and Jordan Jaric a ride from the airport.

The incident happend this fall when Falcon’s porn couple flew into Boston for a gig at a local nightclub. Apparently, the manager of the club asked a police officer friend to meet the pair at the airport and escort them directly to the club with sirens blaring. Since this was not an authorized escort (when are they ever) the offending officer is on desk duty pending investigation of misusing police resources. As if that wasn’t enough, local newspapers and television stations have blown the story up into a full-blow scandal.

Of course, the Jarics issued a charactaristically sunny-eyed statement on their blog. “We thought the police escort was standard procedure for the club that hired us-we had no idea this would turn into a local scandal,” the statement reads. “Since it was our first trip to Boston we just thought the escort was awesome Boston hospitality.”

While we usually see the porn ladies taking the mainstream spotlight, between gay-for-pay on Tyra, Evan Stone‘s cock on the Super Bowl, and the Jarics on the nightly news (video below), it’s finally the guys getting some attention.

Oh, and a sidenote for the mainstream media: it’s never a good idea to mention gay porn stars and the word “probe” in the same headline. Just a suggestion.

On your third glass of eggnog and after listening…