The total solar eclipse might be rare, but rarer still are the sexy man mooning scenes in movies and television, and I've done my own NASSA research in digging up the Top Five hottest ones!
The international celebrities of Big Brother have been dazzling and delighting us with dick flops, dick slips, and most importantly, night vision dick grabs for almost two decades, and Big Brother 19's Mark Jansen is here to carry on the proud tradition!
While the world (re: me) was waiting to see if Jaime Lannister would whip out his peen to bring his sister to fits of ecstasy on Game of Thones this weekend, another HBO series, Room 104, was bringing the dong in a major way...
Now, this is my kind of Top Five! Sorry, Buzzfeed and your Top Five Kitchen Products For People Obsessed With Quadriplegic Hamsters. 2017 has already been full of hot nude actors pounding each other out on screen, and the most bangable guys can be found right here. Andy Favreau and Jake Weary went ass to mouth on Animal Kingdom, Mousa Kraish and Omid Abtahi made gay Internet waves with an intense homo scene on American Gods, Casey Cott and Rob Raco lived out all of our Riverdale fantasies, Jack Falahee was back to his hardcore-for-prime-time gay ways on How to Get Away With Murder, and more!
I recently binge watched the entire first season of the HBO comedy Insecure after I was told it's like the black version of Broad City, except you're rooting for the main characters. I was told correctly!
The critically-acclaimed television sensation has so, much, fucking, tail!
The most graceful, ballet-like fondling you'll ever see comes during a nighttime love making sesh starring Eduardo ‘El Chile’ Miranda and his dick.
"I'm non-circumcised. so I took a bit of that sand back to the tribe."
During a brief scene in which Cersei chokes on her brother, we can see one hell of a butt that I swear is one of the hottest in all seven season of GOT. I'm INCESTant on it.
After months of leaving us parched, the dude tube is back with so much ass from a bunch of hotties with botties! Relive Jacob Anderson in Game of Thrones, Jay Ellis in Insecure, J.R. Ramirez in Power, and more!
Your own ass... for breakfast?! Basic cable definitely seems to be coming for HBO and the likes, as last night's episode of the TNT series Animal Kingdom featured actual gay ass to mouth! I don't fucking believe it! But I do... fucking and sucking believe it. Allison William's asshole who?
Here's the nude scene everyone's talking about!
Plus nudity from none other than Keegan-Michael Key!
The Gods of TV have finally delivered!
As you can see, Matt Landry's body is absolute perfection in the new Netflix movie, and that ass is conversion therapy for any bottoms wanting to be tops.
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